Re: [Paddlewise] Busted

>"Officer, you mean my red warning flag has blown off?!  Thanks a million
for
>calling it to my attention."


"Oh, is that so, son?  Well, since you *had* a flag, and you didn't attach
it properly, and if blew off, we're going to have to cite you for littering.
Now, the fine for not having a flag at all is $30, but the fine for
littering is $200.  I suggest you attach the next one better."


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