Re: [Paddlewise] Corrosion

From: <dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 14:57:27 -0400
|Paint n chip, paint n chip. Of couse, use of genuine Canadian Ballast
rocks,
|which contain essential minerals needed to stop corrosion, is the ultimate
|solution....

Last night on the TV news, errrrrr, NewsInfomercial, they had a women who
uses SPECIAL black rocks that are then heated and used to massage people.
Yes, massage.  With rocks.  You also get to lay on the rocks.  While you
are rubbed with the rocks.  The rocks gave up their energy to the one they
rubbed.   When I first saw this I was SURE the reader  would say they were
the All Purpose Canadian Ballast Rocks but she never mentioned our famous
trade marked rocks from up north.....

I am NOT making this up.  I'm also a bit disappointed that our Rock
Distributor Doctor did not tell us about the healing power of the Ballast
Rocks(tm).  Very disappointed!  Shocked Actually!  8-)

Later...
DanIAMNOTMakngThisUp!


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