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From: Phil Huck <huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu>
subject: [Paddlewise] new drysuit just arrived/new boat/looking for a good witchdoctor
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 14:23:13 -0500 (CDT)
 Hey, my new Kokatat drysuit arrived yesterday. It is a Meridian
Swift-entry. I took it out on the lake immediately. Water temp was 38
degrees, wind blasting at 40+ miles an hour. Waves 2-3 feet in height,
what a gas! It was absolutly PERFECT for practicing my reenter/roll, and a
bunch of different self rescue techniques. Lots of fun.

I have never owned a drysuit before, but borrowed one from a friend who
wussed out on our New Years Eve trip.

What I learned - Before paddling in my new suit/new boat (BTW, my FOX
paddles great) I put on the suit, PFD, a latex swim cap, dove in and went
swimming. The waterpressure around my legs completely inflated my upper
body and I felt like one of those sumo wrestlers at the bar.  I opened my
neck gasket and let out the excess - now I was comfortable. BUT, My hands
and feet soon felt the icy needles of pain. 
   No problem, I figured, I ran up the beach and to the car, slipped off
the suit and pulled on my waterproof/breathable Sealskinz socks and a pair
of yellow latex dishwashing gloves. I jumped back in the suit and headed
back for another swim. Being completely in the water gave me a feeling
like total bulletproofness. My face was the only skin exposed and the rest
of me felt great. I swam/floated for about half an hour in the rather
large waves without feeling any leaks, or drips in the system.
  I paddled in the 70 degree weather for about an hour, using my new Fox
to surf waves, and leaping off the crests at full speed. I only rolled
once when I got too warm from the hard paddling.
  I am going to miss that drysuit induced bulletproof feeling when the
water temps get warm enough to comfortably wear a wetsuit again.
  My new Fox is doing well, in fact just yesterday morning, I had the
boat on the car rack and was on my way to pick up my new drysuit
the University, I was followed for about 3 miles in town by a construction
company pickup that swerved out into traffic and wouldn't shake no matter
where I turned. I pulled into the parking lot and they screeched in behind
me and came running up.
   "I'm gonna die" I thought to myself as these burly guys approached.
"hey!" they yelled, "Where can we learn to kayak?"
I talked to them for a while, they left, and I began jogging to
class. I began preparing a reason for my tardiness - and I wondered, what
the heck do you think their foreman thought when he saw his 3 guys jump in
a truck at the site and tear off after me...

 Sheesh, that never happened when I had any other boats on top, I wonder
why it snagged those guys.

Anyways, I am really happy with my new boat and suit. You could say they
were a little present to myself for finally graduating college.

BTW, I figured out that if you pick up little jobs on the side to save for
something like a new kayak and just sign over the real checks to
the wife, she generally doesn't mind the extra clutter in the
garage. Although, I have discovered that my wife, a non-paddler, has applied
 a three boat limit to our household. I don't know if that is treasony or
heresy. But she seems to be standing firm on it. 
    Does anybody have any suggestions for improving
my three-boat limit? Please understand, that I paddle 8-10 hours a week,
generally while teaching kayaking classes, the rest is on my own and with 
other family/friends. As a boat buyer, I am content for now, but realize I
have the typical male weakness for shiny things. This fever will no doubt 
strike again - I am simply planning...Though I might sell two of my boats
in the future and move towards a Pintail...Arrgh, slap me...
   I am considering subjecting my wife to a mystical kayak voodoo. I know
a few good whitewaterlovin' witch doctors that might be able to help me
out. 
    
   Anythoughts,

I'll be holding my reins on the quiver of boats for a while.
Might go and paddle that Fox again before work.
better get going,

Phil Huck
huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
thekayaker_at_yahoo.com





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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] new drysuit just arrived/new boat/looking for a goodwitchdoctor
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 16:02:14 -0400
Phil Huck wrote:
> 
> Does anybody have any suggestions for improving
> my three-boat limit? Please understand, that I paddle 8-10 hours a week,
> generally while teaching kayaking classes, the rest is on my own and with
> other family/friends. 

Sounds like you need to use OPG* for a while. Another trick I've heard
is to buy all red boats, but this really only works for N > 5.

But if you're teaching kayaking 8-10 hours a week, plus paddling with
family and friends, you're a pro, and you can always use another boat
for beginners, cousins, etc.

Steve

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From: Patrick Maun <pmaun_at_bitstream.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] new drysuit just arrived/new boat/looking for a goodwitchdoctor
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 15:22:51 -0500
Try this: "Honestly hun, I have *no* idea how that thing got in 
there, but isn't she a beaut!"

or perhaps "Oh that, that was there when we moved in."

maybe "Boat, what boat, and have I ever told you how beautiful you look."

while your at it "Um, that's Bob's boat, he's, uh, keeping it here 
while he gets over, ahh, carpal tunnel syndrome."

and "I could swear there were only three out there last I looked, are 
you sure, and have I ever told you how beautiful you look."

These might work for a boat or two.

-Patrick

>Phil Huck wrote:
>>
>>  Does anybody have any suggestions for improving
>>  my three-boat limit? Please understand, that I paddle 8-10 hours a week,
>>  generally while teaching kayaking classes, the rest is on my own and with
>  > other family/friends.
>
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From: Sailboat Restorations, Inc. <sailboatrestorations_at_worldnet.att.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] new drysuit just arrived/new boat/looking for a good witchdoctor
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 16:57:35 -0700
>     Does anybody have any suggestions for improving
> my three-boat limit?

Sure.  I've dealt with this plenty.

First, since you are a professional in the area of kayaking, your boat (and
gear) purchases should be tax deductions.  Most people don't know much about
taxes.  Just tell her they are all tax deductable, and that may well end the
matter.

Second, tell her the next boat is hers.  Give it to her as a present on her
birthday or something (be sure to also give her a real present).  "Dear,
this is for you."  If she never uses it, then you're home free.  If she
takes up kayaking, then maybe the boat-buying bug will get her, too . . .
meaning automatic expansion of The Boat Number Limit.

Third, tell her it was bequeathed to you by a kayaking friend who had to
give up the sport because of some catastrophic illness.  "Honey, you
remember my old friend Schmobl?  No?  Old college buddy. . . Anyway, he has
developed Frankenstein's Syndrome and can't paddle any more.  He gave me his
boat.  What?  Yes, it is brand new.  He just bought it right before he
discovered the disease.  (Deep sigh, wipe away slight tear. . . )."  This
usually only works once.

Fourth, tell her you are signing up for a kayak building course on Wednesday
evenings.  On Wednesday evenings, go play poker with your friends.  Then, if
you don't lose too much money, after six weeks bring home a new boat.  "See,
sweety, this is what I made in class.  No.  Didn't cost a penny."

Fifth, as a general rule always pay for boating stuff with cash.  No record.
Then lie about how much it cost.  I have found that cooperative retailers
are sometimes willing to give you a fake receipt.  This helps.  "Yeah, it
was on sale.  Last year's model, and they *had* to get rid of it.
Tremendous deal."

Sixth, make things up about the source of the money.  "Yeah, I won big at
poker last Wednesday. . . . What?  What kayaking building course?  Oh, yeah,
that one.  I meant poker last . . . um, at work."  Or: "I found $3,000.00
laying by the side of the road."  Etc.

There is always The Last Resort:  D-I-V-O-R-C-E.  I did this once over a
sailboat, and never looked back.  As my Mom says, "There's a lid for every
pot."  And a pot that loves kayaks might just find a lid that does, too.

Anyway, good luck.

Mark



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