RE: [Paddlewise] Not Enough Rescue Practice

From: Joe Brzoza <joebr_at_burton.com>
Date: Mon, 22 May 2000 09:52:59 -0400
Doug Loyd wrote:
>Yours is the land of bronze honeys and  surf hunks who must endlessly
>caress their skin with minimum sun-screen values. Much of the day must
>be spent tapping digital equivalents for protein and carbohydrate  food
>portions into handy pocket calculators, in order to stay in the "Zone";
>automobiles must be constantly bathed with diminished water supplies,
>save for the environmentally sensitive who placate their guilt by using
>"Dry wash" chemicals on their  huge Ford Excursions;  businessmen must
>busy themselves with cinching the best real-estate deal, while leotard
>clad, languid-limbed sex kittens steadily flow single file into aerobic
>warehouses, where many hours must be spent by these polymorphous felines
>sitting on stationary-bikes listening to the New Age philosophizing
>from  the latest self-help Guru.


Doug I think you took one too many of those prescription pain-relievers
today.....

Joe
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