Is the price of stability troll chow getting too much for you? Are your tired of stepping into troll "accidents" in your cockpit? Are the stories of troll revolts getting you worried? Face it people...having a tired, hungry, angry troll sealed in your cockpit between your legs can be very unpleasant. But you're problems are over....introducing the new Stabil-a-bot 2000. The Stabil-a-Bot 2000 is a state of the art kayak stability system that is totally waterproof (excluding the battery pack). Gathering data from the 73 sensors installed on the boat the S-a-B 2000 can instantly reposition it's 2 gallons of mercury around the cockpit as needed. The S-a-B 2000 will keep your center of gravity directly above the center of buoyancy no matter what the conditions or your position in the boat. All sensor data is displayed in a full color 12" deck mounted video monitor (monitor not waterproof) It also includes the new upgraded auto roll software at no extra charge. Unlike the S-a-B 99 it will no longer roll 180 degrees when the deck gets wet. A manual over ride has also been installed to get you out of that pesky auto-roll continuous loop software problem. The next of kin of all purchasers of the S-a-B 99 will receive a full refund and a complimentary S-a-B 2000. Coming soon....The Stabil-a-Bot 2000 Pro. The Pro has all the features of the 2000 but also includes a GPS link. Now your kayak will know where it is and where it's going at all times. Just tap in a destination and the Pro will take over. It sends a harmless electrical charge into your kayak seat at regular intervals to remind you when to paddle. Just follow the Pro's gentle prodding and you'll be right where you want to be right when you are supposed to be there. Add the optional voltage multiplier in any newbie's boat and you'll never have to wait for them again. With the voltage turned to high them suckers learn to paddle real fast. Note: The release of the Stabil-a-Bot Expedition model has been postponed indefinitely. As you know this coupled the S-a-B pro with the new 100hp supercharged AutoPaddler. It also included the prototype optional deck mounted fire and forget bear bangers. The test went well initially with a crossing of Hudson Bay in 73 minutes. On the return trip however the tech/pilot opened an ILOVYOU attachment and has disappeared. There was one unconfirmed sighting....just east of Madagascar doing 30 knots. Special this week....Kevlar ballast rocks...stronger and 70% lighter then the originals. And now even more expensive. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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