In a message dated 6/8/00 1:42:34 PM !!!First Boot!!!, jaf30_at_cornell.edu writes: << Have you seen the prices these days on inflatable seal skins? >> Well, frugal paddlers need worry no more. While prices for inflatable sealskins have become outrageous, there are alternatives for the cost conscious kayaker. One that comes to mind is a byproduct of Rabbi Goldberg's Circumcision School for the Blind. Due to the sight impaired status of students at the good Rabbi's school, the Rabbi teaches his circumcision technique using Elephants rather than humans. The byproduct is extremely pliable and weather resistant. Shrinkage may occur when subjected to cold water. Products in development at this time include cockpit covers, faux Avataqs and a nifty little ditty bag that can be converted into a two person liferaft simply by stroking several times. Interested in employment? As you may have surmised, the pay isn't much, but, the tips are big. Bruce McC WEO *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Thu Jun 08 2000 - 12:07:12 PDT
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