Re: [Paddlewise] Defensive Paddling - Avoiding Weekend Boaters * Suggestions?

From: <NEWTOT_at_mail.modot.state.mo.us>
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000 19:28:15 -0500
Jet Ski's and drunken idiots are abundant in the Ozarks too, and they seem to
view Kayakers as "targets", circling and spraying us with water.  Usually some
dude trying to impress the bikini girls.  They invoke the same fear in me as
cycling near large dogs.

This may sound juvenile, but the best idea we had is to buy a cheap paintball
gun to keep on deck.  In theory, we would shoot the boat that is purposely
harassing us, thus "marking" the perpetrator.  A call the lake patrol would
follow, and the "tagged" boat would be easy to pick out.  Not sure of the
legality of shooting a boat....

During the summer season, we just try to avoid the areas where such a
confrontation  may occur.

Tim



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