Tim this short poem may not help get rid of the Jet Skis but saying it may make you feel better. It was written by a well known Australian Cartoonist Micheal Leunig Cheers David Ode to a Jet-Ski person Jet-ski person, selfish fink. May your silly jet-ski sink. May you hit a pile of rocks, Oh hoonish summer coastal pox Noisy smoking dickhead fool, On your loathsome leisure tool, Give us all a jolly lark And sink beside a hungry shark Scream as in it's fangs you go Your last attention-seeking show While on the beach we all join in With "three cheers for the dorsal fin" Michael Leunig *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Mon Jul 03 2000 - 23:35:32 PDT
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