[Paddlewise] Subj: Cretins and Sad Mutations...

From: <SLLenton_at_aol.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000 11:02:55 EDT
>I'm presently residing in the majestic wastelands outside of Houston Texas.<

Tom,
Having had the "pleasure" of being stationed at one time in TX me thinks that 
your best bet would be to pack up your kayak & hit 6 Flags in Dallas.  They 
have some fairly clean water in the rides section!  (for sure take your 
paddleskirt!)  Any sport in TX is a learning experience which I am sure there 
are alot of unique ways to enjoy outdoor activites with a lot of advise from 
others that live in that environment. Not to criticize TX (or step on any 
PWer's toes) there are a few sports that I felt were not ideal for that 
state. I had a few of those "Kodak" moments whilst trying to enjoy a few & 
learned the following: jeeps are expensive to have towed out when sunk to the 
axle (in an innocent looking field wherein the vegetation hides huge unseen 
areas of muck), rock  & crack climbing is the pits especially if you try to 
outrun a mesquite tree while repelling; rattlers are not particular where 
they nap, scorpions are not the first thing you notice when you are busy 
trying to find footage or cracks & camping on a wildlife preserve will draw 
every buffalo in a 10 mile radius, not to mention the flying critters that 
file flight plans without ETA's. Let's not even address the friendly spiders 
i.e. black widows & brown recluse, the latter which got the munchies on my 
leg....... okay perhaps I am not the best Girl Scout nor 
outdoors-person........

I for one would not take my kayak in the waters of where I lived, Wichita 
Falls, since it would surely turn my white kayak a yet to be sold color, TX 
Red. You could still enjoy kayaking if you either moved or made yourself a 
nice big water hole (don't forget to preline it with concrete & invest in a 
grand filtering system).

This is a creative group of people and am sure the feedback will be excellent 
on places to paddle within a reasonable distance. (Please keep in mind those 
of you reading this that are far wittier then me, I am not looking for 
feedback on my escapes nor my personal thoughts about TX.) If I was still 
living there I think I would start watching for good airfares to good 
paddling states. Ever thought of taking up hacky-sack? Just kidding, I don't 
mean to offend anyone that loves living in Texas, I truly prefer being "A way 
up North" with the mountains, ocean, lakes & yes sometimes too much rain.

Can I  plead anonymous?
Sandi in Washington State
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