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From: Mark Paxton <paxtonm_at_hotmail.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 09:13:13 PDT
Stranded boaters are commonplace at the only place around Monterey Bay where 
they could possibly get stuck (aside from the occasional halibut fisherman 
whose motor stalls just outside the break on a lee shore).  Elkhorn slough 
is a tidal estuary with deep (bottomless?) muck.  On any given weekend, you 
can count on finding some people floating on the black goo, waiting for the 
tide to release them from their folly.

Most are cautious enough not to get out of their boats.  Those who do 
quickly learn how deep this stuff is.  It'll suck your shoes, maybe even 
pants, off in a thrice!

The time passed on the mudflats should be ample for these guys to consider 
the merits of "primitive craft."


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From: <LedJube_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 14:06:02 EDT
In a message dated 9/22/00 4:56:26 PM, paxtonm_at_hotmail.com writes:

<< The time passed on the mudflats should be ample for these guys to consider 
the merits of "primitive craft." >>

    We should be careful that we don't allow ourselves too much enjoyment at 
the expense of our draft-challenged brothers on the sea. The tides might find 
themselves displeased with our snickers and exact revenge when we least 
expect it. And who knows, someday a floating-beer-cooler-with-engines might 
just mean the difference between getting home on time or writing copy for 
some near death paddling experience.

Jed  (just happy to be on the sea,.... in any craft)

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From: Melissa Reese <melissa_at_bonnyweeboaty.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 12:05:45 -0700
----------- Original Message -----------

From: ledjube_at_aol.com
Date:  Fri, 22 Sep 2000 14:06:02 EDT
Subject:  Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting


>>We should be careful that we don't allow ourselves too much 
enjoyment at the expense of our draft-challenged brothers on the sea. 
The tides might find themselves displeased with our snickers and 
exact revenge when we least expect it. And who knows, someday a 
floating-beer-cooler-with-engines might just mean the difference 
between getting home on time or writing copy for some near death 
paddling experience.

Jed  (just happy to be on the sea,.... in any craft)<<


Quite right.  Though I favor the loveliness and intimacy of a kayak - 
in a pinch, any boat will do.  Even a beer cooler - as long as it 
floats (and has sweet lines).

Melissa


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From: Ashton Treadway <ashton_at_tundra.org>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 14:15:51 -0400 (EDT)
Actually, if you're not careful, the mud'll go after your butt and the
bottom of your kayak with a truly terrifying vigour, and you'll have to
gorilla-walk yourself off what until three seconds ago resembles
paddle-able water. :)

On Fri, 22 Sep 2000, Mark Paxton wrote:

> Stranded boaters are commonplace at the only place around Monterey Bay where 
> they could possibly get stuck (aside from the occasional halibut fisherman 
> whose motor stalls just outside the break on a lee shore).  Elkhorn slough 
> is a tidal estuary with deep (bottomless?) muck.  On any given weekend, you 
> can count on finding some people floating on the black goo, waiting for the 
> tide to release them from their folly.
> 
> Most are cautious enough not to get out of their boats.  Those who do 
> quickly learn how deep this stuff is.  It'll suck your shoes, maybe even 
> pants, off in a thrice!
> 
> The time passed on the mudflats should be ample for these guys to consider 
> the merits of "primitive craft."
> 
> 


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From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2000 00:12:39 -0700
Mark Paxton wrote:
> 
> Stranded boaters are commonplace at the only place around Monterey Bay where
> they could possibly get stuck (aside from the occasional halibut fisherman
> whose motor stalls just outside the break on a lee shore).  Elkhorn slough
> is a tidal estuary with deep (bottomless?) muck.  On any given weekend, you
> can count on finding some people floating on the black goo, waiting for the
> tide to release them from their folly.
> 
> Most are cautious enough not to get out of their boats.  Those who do
> quickly learn how deep this stuff is.  It'll suck your shoes, maybe even
> pants, off in a thrice!

Worse, yet, a person can get so thoroughly stuck that when the water returns as
teh tide rises, it is impossible to generate enough positive buoyancy *fast
enough* to "re-float" yourself out of the muck!  People have drowned from that
... caveat muckers!

The word around here is that if you fall into deep, thigh-sucking mud, your
best survival tactic is to wallow/swim/crawl your way to firmer ground.  Joel
Rogers has a hilarious description in one of his books of just such a
self-extraction from Willapa Bay (WA) mud, Nikon and all!

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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From: weebee <weebee_at_qsilver.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Amusing sighting
Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2000 14:47:16 -0400
>    We should be careful that we don't allow ourselves too much enjoyment at
>the expense of our draft-challenged brothers on the sea. The tides might find
>themselves displeased with our snickers and exact revenge when we least
>expect it. And who knows, someday a floating-beer-cooler-with-engines might
>just mean the difference between getting home on time or writing copy for
>some near death paddling experience.
>
>Jed  (just happy to be on the sea,.... in any craft)


nowww that you mention it.....we went off on a bit of an adventure 
last weekend...*ahem*.....3 of us decided to put in off of a small 
bridge that had a path leading down to the edge of a small cove in 
somes sound, bar harbor ME.  we went about our way, paddling around 
the islands that abound and playing with the seals who found us more 
fun wet than dry (they will swim up rather close to the kayaks, and 
flip, making a huge splash that has the capability of soaking the 
unwary paddler) as the sun began it's descent, we began a leisurely 
paddle back to our starting point. (mind you *I* am the novice, and 
my friends have kayaked for several years so i rely on them a great 
deal...)
the long and short of it is that we had miscalculated the tide.  our 
cove was a large mussell flat.  we were able to get fairly close to 
shore by walking, but we had to put much of our weight on the kayaks 
(enough water for that but not enough to float)and moving rapidly so 
as not to lose shoes and get too deep.  once we got to shore we had 
to take turns portaging the kayaks back to the path (quarter to half 
a mile)  we were one filthy smelly crew....lesson learned though. 
and it was fun it's strange way; we knew we weren't in danger, so 
instead of allowing the situation to cause frustration, we found 
merriment to the point where my sides STILL hurt.
The next day we relied on the trusty boat landing for a more sedate 
trip that was punctuated by the sounds of porpoise blow holes as they 
arced all around us.  my first time seeing porpoises from a kayak.  i 
was mesmerized.
-- 
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   (">  weebee
  {( )} "Time spent laughing is time spent with gods."
   ¾ „ ~~~~~~~~~{_at_;
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