[Paddlewise] Ailurophiles

From: Peter Treby <ptreby_at_ozemail.com.au>
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 07:26:28 +1100
To all Ailurophobes and Qajaqophones:
Top ten uses for a cat in a kayak:
1. Paddlefloat
2. Figurehead
3. Cockpit volume reducer
4. Shark diverter
5. Bait
6. Shark bait
7. Pillow
8. Seat cover
9. Sea anchor
10. Sp*ns*n

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