Re: [Paddlewise] Qajaqophones

From: Ashton Treadway <ashton_at_tundra.org>
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 19:07:12 -0500 (EST)
On Thu, 30 Nov 2000 Gypsykayak_at_aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 00-11-30 16:50:11 EST, you write:

[sneep]

> Either I'm having my leg pulled or someone is drinking too much lager.  I'm 
> obviously missing something.  
> 
> OK.....who or what are qajakers?

As can be discerned from this list, a global community of mentally
unstable hydrophiles, safest when kept several nautical miles from:

-Your daughter 
-Your cat
-Your boat [1]
-Your house, unless bearing gifts [3]
-A game of Scrabble [4]

.ashton

[1]: Unless you wish it to operate in ways the manufacturer never
intended. [2]

[2]: Including the addition of a wet bar, portable radar installation, and
Oxford English Dictionary.

[3]: In which case, contact the bomb squad or refuse collectors
preemptively.

[4]: Yes, *particularly* if it's in Danish.

[sneep]


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