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From: Peter Treby <ptreby_at_ozemail.com.au>
subject: [Paddlewise] Ailurophiles
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 07:26:28 +1100
To all Ailurophobes and Qajaqophones:
Top ten uses for a cat in a kayak:
1. Paddlefloat
2. Figurehead
3. Cockpit volume reducer
4. Shark diverter
5. Bait
6. Shark bait
7. Pillow
8. Seat cover
9. Sea anchor
10. Sp*ns*n

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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ailurophiles
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 18:40:21 -0500
Peter Treby wrote:
> 
> To all Ailurophobes and Qajaqophones:
> Top ten uses for a cat in a kayak:
<snip>
11. Foot warmer

-- 
Steve Cramer (you really can speak Qajaq?)

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From: Peter Treby <ptreby_at_ozemail.com.au>
subject: [Paddlewise] Qajaqophones
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 16:42:36 +1100
You really can speak Qajaq? says Steve...
A few words and phrases from the Qajaq language (as spoken on Paddlewise):
"Meteorological contextualization was given to the piece..."
"I have 12"... I have the same problem. I am 5'11" and 170 pounds"
"I haven't slept in my kayak, but I sometimes sleep with it.  Sometimes I
sleep with my favorite paddle, sometimes with my guitar."
"Moses is one of few people who could get away without a PFD since he could
do a "part the waters rescue."
"Peaked hat?  eek!  I suppose it was just a bad hair day  ;-)."
"...still breathing the richness of the trees."
"...almost being knocked over by a panicked manatee..."
"Maybe - and maybe not - doesn't make a difference for me - I do it because
it _might_ make a
difference."
"However, and this is a big HOWEVER, I am blessed with an almost perfect
head,"

A rich and varied language.
PT way down under and out of the way,
37º 42' S  145º 08' E




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From: Bob Volin <bobvolin_at_bestweb.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Qajaqophones
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 07:50:55 -0500
> A whole group of people known for their attachment to kayaking would be
called
> 'qajangmiut' - that must be us!

.... there's nothing 'mute' about this crowd!


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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Qajaqophones
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2000 09:22:08 -0500
Michael Bradley wrote:
> 
> I love this!

Me too!

> 'I am kayaking' would be 'qajaqpunga' (pronounced "kayak-pung-ah")

>From now on, my seal launches will be accompanied by "Cowabunga!
Qajaqpunga!"

-- 
Steve Cramer

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From: <Outfit3029_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ailurophiles
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 06:42:01 EST
<< Peter Treby wrote:
 > 
 > To all Ailurophobes and Qajaqophones:
 > Top ten uses for a cat in a kayak:
 <snip> >>

<<Steve Cramer wrote:
>
>11. Foot warmer >>

 12. Emergency  "C" Rations.

Bruce McC
WEO

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