At 01:28 AM 01/12/00 -0800, you wrote: >------------------------------ > >Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 19:07:12 -0500 (EST) >From: Ashton Treadway <ashton_at_tundra.org> >Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Qajaqophones > >On Thu, 30 Nov 2000 Gypsykayak_at_aol.com wrote: > >> In a message dated 00-11-30 16:50:11 EST, you write: > >[sneep] > >> Either I'm having my leg pulled or someone is drinking too much lager. I'm >> obviously missing something. >> >> OK.....who or what are qajakers? > >As can be discerned from this list, a global community of mentally >unstable hydrophiles, safest when kept several nautical miles from: > >- -Your daughter >- -Your cat >- -Your boat [1] >- -Your house, unless bearing gifts [3] >- -A game of Scrabble [4] > >.ashton > >[1]: Unless you wish it to operate in ways the manufacturer never >intended. [2] > >[2]: Including the addition of a wet bar, portable radar installation, and >Oxford English Dictionary. > >[3]: In which case, contact the bomb squad or refuse collectors >preemptively. > >[4]: Yes, *particularly* if it's in Danish. > >[sneep] > Ashton forgot the sixth and seventh things to keep "qajakers" away from, for absolute safety: - - Computer with Internet access - - Navigable water[5] [5]: Unless access has been given to the computer, in which case vast quantities will be required to douse the flame wars. :) and LOL! Rob. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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