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From: Chris Kohut <chriskayak_at_earthlink.net>
subject: re: [Paddlewise] Wise-cracking Death boats
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2000 05:26:02 -0500
   So.......you tend to anthromorphize your wee bonny boaty, do ye?
                        There is a long and illustrious nautical history
of 'jinxed' boats from the 'Chesaepeke', considered jinxed in an assault
on the Brits on Lake Erie in 1813....sure enough, she was swisscheesed
by British gunnery and abandoned.......to the current threads on wearing
a 'deadman's boat'.

       None of this would rattle me.   Well......the grapeshot would.
            The Aleuts had a rather morose legend about a chap who
offended his baidarka who subsequently exacted some pretty lethal
recompense upon him.

    Stop me if you've heard this one.

        Joe Aleut was hunting for.....well, what all good Aleuts hunt
for, when he got separated from his brother in law in pea-soup fog and
hopelessly lost.  He then started calling for help in the fog, but was
too far adrift for any one to hear him and come to help........except
for his BOOOOOAATTTTT.     (insert scary zither music here)

                    The story continues that his baidarka, (skin on
frame affair.....fast, multichined, bifurcated bow.....truncated
stern....and a real wise ass), pipes up and informs the fog-bound Aleut
that, 'because he didn't transfer some ot the warmth of his wife to his
faithful baidarka, after having conjugal relations (with his wife), by
rubbing down her (the baidarka's) gunwales........(afterplay?),
resultantly, you don't get carried safely to land!'
                (Hey-- it slipped my mind.....we were smoking and stuff)


    Or words to that effect.

                        He drowned.
                                        His brother in law collected the
body.
                           His brother in law started spending quality
time with his baidarka.

                            Moral of the story?
                                        Don't smoke in bed.

                                        Now off to bed, my lambies.


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