Re: [Paddlewise] Really Dumb Question

From: <SeaKayakNH_at_aol.com>
Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2001 18:23:40 EST
In a message dated 1/9/01 1:59:32 PM, wsmith_at_cts.com writes:

<< How do you get out of a kayak?? >>

Hi Wayne,
    Lot's of good advise floating around. My own technique, which I don't 
recommend for fear that we will all be inundated with critical email, 
follows. 

1)  Stop the kayak.
2)  Lean onto the back deck.
3)  Pull both legs out of the yak and place on either side as far as I can 
reach.
4)  Rock forward over my feet.
5)  Stand up

    Please don't try this at home, it's guaranteed not to work there. And 
make sure no one is watching or it won't work either. Lastly, this technique 
is further guaranteed not to work for boats with ocean cockpits, people with 
only one leg or in deep water. I hope this at least clarifies what you should 
not do. Sorry I couldn't help.

Jed
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