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subject: [Paddlewise] kayaking mishaps, perhaps chapter #VII
Date: Tue, 09 Jan 2001 22:07:15 -0800
The Shortest Paddle

i've only been kayaking since sept., so i don't have the wealth of war 
stories you all do.  (those stories inspire and console me, and even teach 
me, i assure you. ) however i am accumulating belt notches, and today's 
(mis)adventure certainly qualifies.

i have vaccinated the hubster with the kayaking bug.  he's at least as 
rabid about it as i am.  in fact i am more temperate than he, since when i 
can see my breath in the air, or the wind is over 15k, or it's raining, my 
committment begins to waver.  he, on the other hand, being the World's 
Warmest Human, remains undaunted.  fortunately our northern california 
climes allow us puh-LENTY of non-frosty days to move from absolute neophyte 
to, i hope, low intermediate.

so today, his 2nd day off, he was rubbing his hands together rarin' to go 
at 39 degrees, oops, i mean 8am.  well, not so, me.  no, a few more minutes 
in the custody of my quilts, cats, and blankets seemed necessary.  at 
9:15am it was 44 degrees.  ok, now i <have> to go.  throw on every possible 
piece of gear (i don't have that much, being a beginner) and step, 
pillsbury-doughboy-style, into the car.  drive to The Training Area, which 
is part creek, part slough, in an open space area.  the last time i went 
there (solo) i had a major mishap in that i took out at a different place 
from where i put in, which proved to be EVEN MUDDIER (didn't think that was 
possible), became mud-coated up to my calves,  and spent an hour 
stair-mastering my way up a 90-degree bank which, though full of shrubs, 
turned out to be made out of SAND.   thus, i became a 
dirt-and-foliage-ball, too. i got the boat up and out (the bank was about 
12 feet up) but when i went to climb, couldn't get a purchase w/my water 
shoes.  [note to self:  only use the gnarly-soled water shoes at The 
Training Area.]  this area, btw, is a nice 30-minute roundtrip  paddle in a 
little plain with 2 blue herons, lots of migrating geese, some avocets now 
and then, and OWLS (how cool are owls?) at twilight.

ANYWAY.  the hubster is confident, he says, he can get me put in without 
even getting my feet wet.  (as things turned out, he might have said, 
"without ONLY getting your feet wet."  but i digress.)  i'm so bundled up i 
can't <see > my feet; we are talking Michelin Woman, or the kid in the 
snowsuit from "A Christmas Story."  so, we take down the boats, trundle the 
kayaks maybe 100 feet and down the steep bank, put in where he says, and 
without telling me he gives a heave-ho push that would have flipped our 
camry on end, i am sure.  i mean, the guy was a highschool wrestling 
champion, has a serious weightlifting avocation, etc.  it is totally 
Bullwinkle---"don't know ma own strength!".   i go flying out into the 
slough, the boat planes, the bow dips in the water, and then it's Hula 
Time, i'm dinking, i'm wobbling, I"M CAPSIZING!  before i can even get the 
paddle up,  no brace, no hip snap, ker-SPLOOSH.  45-degree air temp, 55-or 
so water temp, wetsuit on order (doesn't do much good, therefore).  i'm 
only maybe 6 feet from shore.  i de-boat myself, grab paddle and boat, and 
stalk to shore.  toss paddle to hubster, say, "Geez!!!  Why did you push so 
hard?!?!?!???", and RUN, not walk, up the bank and back to the car with the 
niiiiice heater.   you may want to visualize a cartoon picture of the 
tasmanian devil wheeling around a corner in the mud to get some idea of the 
speed  (and aesthetic tenor) of my land wake.  as soon as i hit the drink, 
i realised in those temps that if i didn't head for Camry Heater Heaven i 
would be miserable ere long.

that's about it.  he was very demoralized and wouldn't paddle, himself (i 
don't have enough kayaking gear for a change of cold-weather clothes, 
yet).  i told him i could get warmed u pand change and come get him, but he 
wouldn't .

after we talked it thru we developed some new salutations:

he says to me, "don't push too hard!"

and i reply, "ok, don't fall in the water."

i hope next time if i have to capsize i can do it after at least paddling 
for a while.  but then i guess you usually don't get to choose, do you?

best to all (grateful for this list and list-owner, jacki, thanks to all)

kcd


kathleen comalli dillon~friend, mom, wife, musician, violinist, writer, 
ailurophile extraordinaire
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