...And pretty soon, you're all sulci, and no gyri! > In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest > brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, > but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this > way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making > the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why I always feel > smarter after a few beers. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Wed Mar 07 2001 - 22:40:56 PST
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