Re: [Paddlewise] Embarassing exits

From: ralph diaz <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 23:00:53 -0500
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From: <JSpinner_at_aol.com>

>     I'd love to hear some of the more "interesting" stories others have. I
> get a kick out of seeing that others can embarrass themselves as well as I
> can.

It was about 10 years ago and I was organizing a mini-symposium for folding
kayaks on a small pond in Connecticut that leads to Long Island Sound.  A
fellow offered using his house and property for the event and I went to
check it out for feasibility (I only expect a couple of dozen people for the
eventual event, so I didn't need much really).

He suggested we go paddling and try out his small dock's suitablilty for
getting boats into the water for the event.  It was a little larger than a
door or two nailed together and totally free floating, i.e. not secured by
posts, just lines to the shore.  I made my Klepper single on land, dropped
it into the water.  Just to show him the stability of the Klepper, I decided
to just step into it from the dock, something that I have done quite easily
from other docks...the boat is that stable.  But I hadn't counted on that
old principle in physics that "for every action there is a reaction."  As I
stepped off the dock, my trailing foot pushed the dock away.  I lost my
balance. My other foot planted itself firmly into the boat but my body was
now in full flight and I went clear over the boat and into the drink on the
other side.  There I was underwater trying to figure out what had happened
and not wanting to surface out of sheer embarassment.  When I finally came
up and pulled myself back on to the dock, the fellow asked "Ralph, is that
how you usually launch?"

ralph diaz
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