Re: [Paddlewise] what's in a name?

well Rev Bob I can see from your post you are not a animal rights person
and violated several no no's

At 07:18 PM 3/18/01 -0900, Rev. Bob Carter wrote:
>    Just the other day I was looking at some local nautical charts and saw an
>unusual name...Liar Rock. 
>A Great
>White Shark swam up from below and chomped down on the stern of my boat! A
>giant Octopus crawled up on my bow! A Bull SeaLion  leapt into my lap and
>growled in my face and bit my paddle in half!
>

now you were in the G whites domain and he-she had every right to protect
it from a interloper such as your self. It was only doing what they do. You
were infringing on their rights by paddling there. Same with the sea lion,
it gave you a warning by growling at you, that should of been enough



>
>    Not willing to give up without a fight I smacked the Sealion with half my
>paddle and threw the other half at the Great White Shark! They both screamed
>in terror and dove into the sea! I reached up and tied the Octopus' arms into
>a big granny knot and stuffed him beneath my spray skit to save him for
>dinner. 
>

smacked the Sealion with half my paddle- this is pure animal abuse, then
threw the other half at the Great White Shark is just another horrible
abuse of animals. Then you held a Octopus against its will for your own
pleasure "dinner" what a disgrace



>    From deep down in the brimy deep The Great White Whale, Moby Dick rose up
>beside me and with a devious grin flipped  his tail and I and me boat went a
>flying through the air! I landed upside down but quickly handrolled back up
>only to discover the old Sealion sitting on my deck again! I hit him in the
>nose with my fist and he dove into the sea! I heard a laught and turned
around
>to see ol'Moby a charging fast! 
>

whales are a protected species and have every right to do what ever they
please and you just have to grin and bear it. Then you abused that poor sea
lion again, lets see mutible abuses



>    Ol' Moby wasn't about to let me go. Years ago he got me grandaddy,
Captain
>Ahab and now he wanted me.
>Bob
>Sitka 


Well I see that animal abuse runs in your family and am forwarding your
story to all the proper authorities and men in white coats and some in
black coats with little white collars will be comming to get you soon. You
have been forwarnd
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