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From: Tom <tombrooklyn_at_yahoo.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 13:20:34 -0800 (PST)
STAR OF THE SMALL SCREEN KAYAKS EVERY DAY

This month’s issue of GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY magazine, March
2001, contains an interview with singer-actor Chris Isaak
who is currently in Vancouver filming a new Showtime
project to be called The Chris Isaak Show.  The entire
piece focuses on Mr. Isaak’s eight month old hobby of
kayaking and includes two pictures of him with his
bonnie-wee-boatie in the Lotus Land harbor.  

Mr. Isaak’s Hollywood lifestyle shows through in his
preference to go paddling every night around midnight; and
to snack with raccoons and other creatures he encounters on
fruit, cheese, and cracker arrangements he acquires during
the day.   He reports that the local wildlife go wild for
salmon pate; but the desert-of-choice is Mars bars, proving
BC coons are not just stuffed shirts with a fur coat and a
mask.  (The don’t-feed-the-animal activists must be lunging
for their keyboards.)  Issak paddles solo, but manages to
get peeks into motorboats where he sometimes sees things
that the occupants, he admits, think no one else is
watching.  

Chris paddles a ruddered yellow-top, white-hulled
fiberglass boat and carries a spare paddle and cherry-red
gear bag on the aft deck.   His main paddle is black
shafted with white blades.  He sports a nylon solid-black
outside/blue-lined paddling jacket over an ash hooded
sweatshirt, which he wears over a neoprene spray skirt.  

There is no PFD visible, though it looks like he may have
that under his paddling jacket also.  One can't help but
wonder if he always wears it that way, or if it just didn't
work with the banana colored deck.  

This started out to be informational only; but it begs
reporting that the gear bag needs to go or to have the
color picked up somewhere else.  The jacket lining would be
a natural.

Tom Dowling



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From: Patrick Maun <pmaun_at_bitstream.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 16:28:07 -0600
Very funny. Personally, I am waiting for Prada to start making 
paddling gear. I mean, they already make skiing and yachting gear, 
why not paddling? I bet a Prada drysuit would really give Kokotat a 
run for their money. And think of the styling!

;-)

-Patrick

At 1:20 PM -0800 3/12/01, Tom wrote:
>STAR OF THE SMALL SCREEN KAYAKS EVERY DAY
>
>This monthís issue of GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY magazine, March
>2001, contains an interview with singer-actor Chris Isaak
>who is currently in Vancouver filming a new Showtime
>project to be called The Chris Isaak Show.  The entire
>piece focuses on Mr. Isaakís eight month old hobby of
>kayaking and includes two pictures of him with his
>bonnie-wee-boatie in the Lotus Land harbor.



[SNIP]
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From: ralph diaz <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 17:54:08 -0500
----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick Maun" <pmaun_at_bitstream.net>


> Very funny. Personally, I am waiting for Prada to start making
> paddling gear. I mean, they already make skiing and yachting gear,
> why not paddling? I bet a Prada drysuit would really give Kokotat a
> run for their money. And think of the styling!

At the Downtown Boathouse in Manhattan, on occasion we get some women
wearing fancy leather pants getting into the free public kayaks.  Remember
that lots of the public participation is on impulse.  Members of the public
are walking by in the newly emerging Hudson River Park perhaps after, say, a
fancy lunch at a trendy Tribeca restaurant owned by Robert De Niro or some
other such.  They see the free kayaking and, in the spirit of the Nike ad,
"just do it".  Other participants are wearing minimalist clothing when they
get that impulse to paddle.  And I mean minimalist which becomes
_transparently_ minimalist when it get wet as it will do in a sit-on-top.

Honestly, cross my heart, I volunteer there in the spirit of public service.
Now I better go back and make sure I spelled "public" right, as I was once
involved in a headline that had it misspelled. :-)

ralph diaz
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From: Beverly M <beverly-m_at_yahoo.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 06:10:29 -0800 (PST)
--- Tom <tombrooklyn_at_yahoo.com> wrote:
> This month’s issue of GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY
> magazine, March  2001, contains an interview with
singer-actor Chris Isaak
> 
> Mr. Isaak’s Hollywood lifestyle shows through in his
> preference to go paddling every night around
> midnight; and to snack with raccoons and other
creatures he
> encounters on fruit, cheese, and cracker
arrangements he acquires during the day. 
> 
> There is no PFD visible, though it looks like he may
> have that under his paddling jacket also.  One can't
help
> but wonder if he always wears it that way, or if it
just
> didn't work with the banana colored deck.  
> 

People like that make me sick. A celebrity should
always have a visible PFD. Some idiot won't wear one
because Chris, his idol, doesn't. The Idiot will drown
and there will be an outcry for more restrictions on
the rest of us. As for his feeding the animals, He
won't be there when some chocolate addicted coon is
ripping up someone's camping gear looking for a Mars
bar fix.

Ah, I feel much better after getting that off my
chest.


=====
Sincerly Bev


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From: Melissa Reese <melissa_at_bonnyweeboaty.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 22:15:35 -0800
On Tue, 13 Mar 2001 06:10:29 -0800 (PST), Beverly M wrote:
>
>People like that make me sick. A celebrity should
>always have a visible PFD. Some idiot won't wear one
>because Chris, his idol, doesn't. The Idiot will drown
>and there will be an outcry for more restrictions on
>the rest of us.
>

Hello Beverly,

While I would agree with you that it would be nice if "very 
visible" people would set, what might be in our opinions, a good 
example, it's your third sentence that is really at the heart of the 
matter.  When you say "Some idiot won't..." or "will" do something 
because their "idol" does or doesn't - well - there's the real story!

Idiots do idiotic things - thereby earning the title of "idiot".

When you say "A celebrity should always...", I feel compelled to reply 
with the following...

"Celebrity" is a very overblown and artificial concept - everywhere - 
but especially here in the USA.  I happen to know a number of 
"celebrities", and I'll tell you a little secret...

They're just like any of us (good, bad, genius, idiot, and especially 
all the grey areas in between - where nearly all of us - and "them" 
reside).  It's only the visibility their particular "industry" gives 
them, and how so many people try to live vicarious lives through their 
own projections and fantasies of these people that creates "celebrity" 
- especially when talking about an "entertainer".  

It's actually a difficult life - when people, just because they think 
they can identify with you (or a character you've played), and perhaps 
buy your product now and then, think also they can hound you when you 
walk down a street, or tell the world how you "should" act in a given 
situation.  Or expect you to spout peerless wisdom and set a flawless 
example whenever you're caught in the "public eye". 

Being a musician myself, and many of my friends being in one or the 
other of the "arts" and/or "entertainment" fields, I know without a 
doubt how totally artificial "celebrity worship" is.  Doing something 
*just because* one's "idol" does it is truly the mark of an "idiot" - 
and the cause at the root of that idiocy is what must be dealt with - 
not what some "irresponsible celebrity" does or doesn't do.

This, of course, can be a lifelong philosophical discussion (and quite 
off topic for PW), but for now, I guess what I'm trying to get at is 
that someone being well known for something they might do particularly 
well (a relative concept), does *not* a role model make.  Anyone who 
doesn't know this might indeed be an "idiot" (or at least ignorant 
enough to act with idiocy), and would probably eventually be weeded out
according to Darwin's principles anyway.

Sorry about that - let's get back to paddling!   :-)

Melissa
(who once was caught on a magazine cover in the surf without a helmet -
but *was* wearing a PFD!)




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From: Patrick Maun <pmaun_at_bitstream.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 12:59:25 -0600
Has anyone thought about contacting Mr. singer-man, or his publicist 
and asking him to try and appear with a PFD on when being 
photographed. As I recall, John-John had the same PFD-aversion. 
Someone must be selling these people their gear, giving them lessons, 
seeing them at the launch. In the end, it's really up to them. 
Although I can imagine that for a magazine shoot the photographer or 
art director might ask someone to take off that bulky lifevest, we 
need to see your pecs. Tell them the horror stories and try and talk 
some sense into them ("so, how far can you swim?").

-Patrick

At 10:15 PM -0800 3/13/01, Melissa Reese wrote:
>[SNIP]
>
>While I would agree with you that it would be nice if "very
>visible" people would set, what might be in our opinions, a good
>example, it's your third sentence that is really at the heart of the
>matter.  When you say "Some idiot won't..." or "will" do something
>because their "idol" does or doesn't - well - there's the real story!
[SNIP]
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From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] High Fashion Goes Kayaking
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 23:17:07 -0800 (PST)
> From: Melissa Reese <melissa_at_bonnyweeboaty.net>

> When you say "A celebrity should always...", I feel compelled to reply 
> with the following...

<snip>

> This, of course, can be a lifelong philosophical discussion (and quite 
> off topic for PW)

You're correct.  If anyone wants to respond to this, please do so 
off-list.

Thanks,

Jackie
list-owner

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