> >They simply ask Why did they murder the 1000 US paddlers in the US COAST >GUARD DATABASE. OK, maybe I should come clean. It was really me who murdered those 1000 kayakers. Everyone else should stop taking the blame. I guess, once I got a taste of paddling blood on my hands I couldn't stop. Maybe admitting I have a problem is the first step towards recovery. Except Kevin. He murdered himself, what with that killing machine they call a "drysuit". By zipping that dry"death"suit up the resulting trapped heat caused the drysuit to expand and explode -- it was a horrible mess and took several nearby paddlers and a few baby seals with it. -Patrick (Taking the fall so everyone else can enjoy paddling) *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Sun May 13 2001 - 19:22:04 PDT
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