Re: [Paddlewise] More on the newsgroup charges

From: Patrick Maun <pmaun_at_bitstream.net>
Date: Sun, 13 May 2001 21:20:07 -0500
>
>They simply ask Why did they murder the 1000 US paddlers in the US COAST
>GUARD DATABASE.

OK,

maybe I should come clean. It was really me who murdered those 1000 
kayakers. Everyone else should stop taking the blame. I guess, once I 
got a taste of paddling blood on my hands I couldn't stop. Maybe 
admitting I have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

Except Kevin. He murdered himself, what with that killing machine 
they call a "drysuit". By zipping that dry"death"suit up the 
resulting trapped heat caused the drysuit to expand and explode -- it 
was a horrible mess and took several nearby paddlers and a few baby 
seals with it.


-Patrick (Taking the fall so everyone else can enjoy paddling)

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