[Paddlewise] the bathtub flare story

From: Jennifer Joy <jjoy_at_tri.sbc.com>
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 2002 14:28:50 -0500 (CDT)
Is it on the web page somewhere?

Anyway, here is the text.  I hope it is ok to repost it to the list!

Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] expired flares
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Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 15:55:13 -0700 (PDT)
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What do we do with the expired flares?

I tried to fire one last 4th of July.  
To avoid trouble with police and fire dept I chose to fire them
in what I thought it was a controlled environment--the bathtub. 

The thing must have bounce several times between walls and eventually 
found its way out of the shower and fell on the floor.  Everything
was black around me, and the only thing I could see was that bright
pink sparking thing on the floor.

I spend the rest of the weekend venting the smoke, cleaning up the
black good from the bathroom walls, and changing the floor vinyl.

Lesson learned: do not try this at home. ;-)
But in the experience I also learned that it would be extremely hard
to fire one of those aerial flares with cold hands in rough seas.

Anyway, does anyone know where to fire aerial flares without getting
in trouble?

- Julio


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