Doug Lloyd wrote: > And of course, I assume you always wear some kind of clothing. Seeing a > wrinlked, white-clammy/damp-skinned, gray body-haired, sunken-chested > European man in the raw can certainly be a real danger to your paddling > companions on a long crossing where they are already prone to vomiting. > You didn't mention clothing in your post, so I was a bit concerned, > knowing you European types. Reminds me of a situation at our club, some years ago. Some new members asked if they could paddle a club-trip naked. Our chairman never missed a beat and replied: "Sure, as long as you wear your PFD and sprayskirt". The issue never came up again. By the way: The typical European you describe is only found in Britain. I think of myself as the Nordic type: 2 meters tall, built like a statue by Michel Angelo. Blond of course, with a tanned face and hands. The rest of my body is brown, not from the sun, but from the Dutch rivers that can develop your photos for you. The American Coast Guard would be proud to have my dead body on board their vessel. They would probably stuff me and keep me hanging in the mast to show off. The bad news for them: I don't paddle without clothes. The good news: I usually wear a tight-fitting, home made, fuzzy rubber cat suit that I sometimes use in public dance performances. A major problem during my kayak instruction sessions is that female students fall desperately in love with me. It is always a great shock for them when I approach them, smiling kindly, start rearranging their clothes, and then, without warning, don't take their clothes OFF but put a PFD ON and zip it up. I hope that helps to ease your concerns. Sorry to hear about the monitor. You got some serious bummers these days! I really miss your trip reports on Paddlewise, but I guess you miss the actual trips even more. All the best, Niels. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Sat Apr 20 2002 - 03:13:24 PDT
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