[Paddlewise] PFDs, snowmobiles, and random thoughts

From: Wes Boyd <boydwe_at_dmci.net>
Date: Tue, 23 Apr 2002 21:45:30
Sure has been busy around the old echo the last few days -- PFDs are always
a hot topic. But then, so are jet skis, and many other things.

Without going into boring history, I'm less a fan of jetskis than most, and
PFDs play a peripheral part of the story. But, I heard a story earlier this
week that I thought I'd pass along, although it's only marginally on topic,
if for no more reason than to lighten up things a bit.

A lot of people feel about snowmobile riders the way I feel about jet ski
riders -- i.e., they shouldn't be allowed to breed. It seems this farmer
called the local conservation officer to complain about some snowmobilers
tearing up the back 40. When the CO arrived, he found that things had
cooled off and the farmer didn't want to press charges -- as it turned out,
with good reason. The snowmobilers thought it would be fun to jump this
neat birm behind the barn, and hit it flying -- right into a 10-foot deep
manure pond. Guess they should have been wearing PFDs and immersion gear
instead of snowmobile suits, but they got out all right. The snowmobiles,
however, are still there. Case closed. Wonder what they told their
insurance company?

In a post earlier today the subject of rolling to cool off came up. On my
usual paddling place, I don't do it, partly because I have a roll that is
chancy at best, but mostly because whenever I think about doing something
in the water, I think about the 450,000 gallons of liquid cow manure some
bozo farmer dumped into the stream feeding the lake a couple years ago.
Boy, have we had algae problems since! The boat always needs a washdown
after I get back from a trip out there. Rolling and rescue practice takes
place elsewhere. Ah, the perils of an inland kayaker!

-- Wes


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