--- Wes Boyd <boydwe_at_dmci.net> wrote: > > The primary reasons for boating accidents are not sponsons or the lack > thereof, but alcohol, inexperience, and a combination of the two. On the face of it, it seems perfectly reasonable to suggest every kayaker should carry with them a personal firearm, hopefully capable of deterring kamikaze motorized boaters. I suggest we legislate that every kayak be equipped with torpedo tubes or possibly deck-mounted rocket-propelled grenades. They'd double as signalling devices. I think that'd dove nicely with the agenda of routing out the evil-doers and making America again safe from terrorism. ===== Elias Ross / 470 2nd Ave S #313 / Kirkland WA 98033 http://www.maison-otaku.net/~genman __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? HotJobs - Search new jobs daily now http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/ *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Mon Nov 04 2002 - 15:57:14 PST
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