Re: [Paddlewise] Bangfangledbludderpus (was PH Capella)

From: Doug Lloyd <dougl_at_islandnet.com>
Date: Tue, 05 Nov 2002 23:35:50 -0800
Steve Holtzman wrote:

> Does this mean if one can invent a good sp*ns*n repellent, we'll conversly
> have a good BS repellent?

Absolutely. But please, this matter of involuntary bowel movements in the face
of grave danger at sea is a serious matter, and not one to be obfuscated with
such a hilarious discharge as above. And I should add that a number of years
ago, I was out paddling some rough waters/ surf with another paddler crazier
than myself. He lightheartedly mentioned that he could smell something awful,
then proceeded to ask, as if to laud it over me, if I had browned my wetsuit
during the previous wave set. Fortunately, and honestly, I was able to say no,
it was just that I always smelled that way.

DL

>
>
> Steve Holtzman
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Doug Lloyd
>
> >And don't forget your
> >sponsons, they are just the ticket for taking a crap at sea, apparently,
> >which is something you might do if you come paddling with me.

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