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From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Paddling in doubles/divorce boat as income source
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2003 08:38:18 -0700
Caroline Roth <carolineroth_at_yahoo.com> wrote:

> After doing ballroom dancing as partners for 15 years,
> my husband and I knew that working together is very
> difficult.  We each paddle our own boat our own way -
> staying near enough to each other to keep in touch.
> We are not the strongest paddlers (see another thread)
> and had been advised to get a double (for the safety
> reasons mentioned).  I think we have both improved
> being on our own.
> And, yes, we still dance - maybe even better than before

Nice post.

My SO and I differ in how closely to rocks we should paddle, but otherwise,
the double works very well for us, and we do not have big arguments about
"control."  In contrast, the woman I was married to for 15 years has about
the same degree of addiction to danger that I do, and likes to paddle equally
close to rocks, but ... we can't get along paddling a double.  I hope this
relationship lasts longer than the first one did.

I think the "divorce boat" rap is accurate, but more of a bellwether of the
couple's success in distributing control between them.  Note I did not say
"share" control. The rear paddler has the rudder.

So, I offer up my services as:  "Doctor Dave" and will, for an appropriate
fee, place any couple who wishes (and has the bucks) in my double, do the
video and voiceover, and then make sure it gets on reality TV so the rest of
us can benefit from their experience ... provided they don't forget that
all-important fee.  (A paddler has needs ... for new gear!)

--
Doctor Dave
soon to be on Oprah, and my new book is coming out in August

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From: James <jimtibensky_at_fastmail.fm>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Paddling in doubles/divorce boat as income source
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 07:12:34 -0500
"Dr. Dave" Kruger said:

I think the "divorce boat" rap is accurate, but more of a bellwether of
the couple's success in distributing control between them.  Note I did
not say "share" control. The rear paddler has the rudder.

So, I offer up my services as:  "Doctor Dave" and will, for an
appropriate fee, place any couple who wishes (and has the bucks) in my
double, do the video and voiceover, and then make sure it gets on reality
TV...


My spouse and I were once asked to teach a class called "Couples in
Doubles" because we get along so well in ours.  The source of our success
is the fact each of us is an expert in our own sport and neither is an
expert in the other's.  So, in the kayak I am the one who makes the
important decisions.  I paddle in front as the motor and Gail steers on
the rare occasions when the rudder is in use.  Otherwise, I steer with
strokes in the bow.  Since Gail can't really see where we are going as
well as I, I'm often giving directions even when she is steering.  When
we are doing anything with her horse and/or my pony, she is the expert
and I yield to her experience and wisdom in all things equine.  Works out
really well.  Just check the ego at the door.

For the class, however, my technique was to split all the couples and
have them paddle with a stranger in their boats.  The second session
would be with their partners.  Invariably people got along fine with
perfect strangers and not so well with loved ones.  The old saying that
one should never teach a spouse how to drive is on target - intimacy gets
in the way of cooperation some times.  So the trick to getting along in a
double is to treat the partner as if he or she were a total stranger with
"please" and "thank you" and "may I" and "would you care to" and all
that.

Unfortunately, some couples are so enmeshed with their emotional baggage
that the only thing that would help would be medication. I know I felt
the need for medication after the class.

Jim Tibensky
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From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Paddling in doubles/divorce boat as income source
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 07:41:17 -0700
James" <jimtibensky_at_fastmail.fm> wrote:

>> My spouse and I were once asked to teach a class called "Couples in
Doubles" because we get along so well in ours.  The source of our success
is the fact each of us is an expert in our own sport and neither is an
expert in the other's.  [snip]
For the class, however, my technique was to split all the couples and
have them paddle with a stranger in their boats.  The second session
would be with their partners.  Invariably people got along fine with
perfect strangers and not so well with loved ones.  The old saying that
one should never teach a spouse how to drive is on target - intimacy gets
in the way of cooperation some times.  So the trick to getting along in a
double is to treat the partner as if he or she were a total stranger with
"please" and "thank you" and "may I" and "would you care to" and all
that.>>

Right on.  A similar principle is at work between mariners at sea:  very
polite to each other on the radio, even when negotiating difficult rights of
passage.

A local exception:  On a foggy night, Columbia River Bar Pilot, in response
to a request from a Coast Guard cutter about a tricky passage in the shipping
channel near here:  "I want your vessel to kiss the beach."

The Bar Pilot got his in a subsequent inquiry, which found for the CG and
awarded damages to compensate for repairs to the cutter incurred when the two
vessels sideswiped in the mist, with the Bar Pilot's vessel __outside the
channel__ and literally squeezing the cutter into the adjacent shallows.  (No
one was seriously injured;  the damages were in the neighborhood of a million
bucks;  the Bar Pilot in question is regarded by his peers as having too much
attitude, 24/7.)

--
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR

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From: Gary J. MacDonald <garyj_at_rogers.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Communication Paddling in doubles
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 11:25:56 -0400
Dave Kruger wrote:

> So the trick to getting along in a
> double is to treat the partner as if he or she were a total stranger with
> "please" and "thank you" and "may I" and "would you care to" and all
> that.>>

Years ago paddling WW in tandem canoes I found that this adapted very 
well to circumstances:

	"Draw please."
	"One more draw please."
	"Draw hard, please."
	"DRAW. DRAW."
	"*DRAW!*  *DRAW!*"
	"*Draw like hell!*"

The last popped out in a particularly sticky situation, and my bow 
partner (a buddy, not wife) nearly broke up laughing once we got to an 
eddy.  He said it was not something we had been using, but the meaning 
was so *totally* clear in the context that he found it hilarious.  I can 
say that it would have been *much* less hilarious if he had not 
instantly understood and complied.

GaryJ

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From: William Jennings <will_at_bigwoodenradio.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Communication Paddling in doubles
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 11:16:49 -0500
"A sweep on your left, please."

"Nicely done. Now how about two sweeps on your other left, please."

-Will

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From: WhiteRabbit <whiterabbit_0117_at_charter.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Communication Paddling in doubles
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 12:40:18 -0500
Your's is better trained than mine.   All a "Sweep on your left, please,"
gets me is a "Huh?"

Robert

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> "A sweep on your left, please."
>
> "Nicely done. Now how about two sweeps on your other left, please."
>
> -Will
>
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From: Joseph Pylka <jpylka_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Paddling in doubles/divorce boat as income source
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 11:15:02 -0400
>
> For the class, however, my technique was to split all the couples and
> have them paddle with a stranger in their boats.  The second session
> would be with their partners.  Invariably people got along fine with
> perfect strangers and not so well with loved ones.  The old saying that
> one should never teach a spouse how to drive is on target - intimacy gets
> in the way of cooperation some times.  So the trick to getting along in a
> double is to treat the partner as if he or she were a total stranger with
> "please" and "thank you" and "may I" and "would you care to" and all
> that.
>
 --Happened to be with open canoes, but I did a similar thing a few years
ago.  After splitting the couples into 'stranger pairs' they were reunited
again, BUT not in their own boat.  For a short stretch of time, then, they
had to cooperate until they became comfortable with the feel of the boat...

Joe P.


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