RE: [Paddlewise] Mosquito's

From: <Rick.Sylvia_at_ferguson.com>
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 10:28:21 -0400
> DEET is the only tried and true mosquito repellant,

"Repellant", maybe, "Deterrent", no.  Here in Poquoson (Indian word
thought to mean "Great Marsh", but it really means "Damn Mosquitoes!")
we like to discourage the mosquitoes with scare tactics (although some
will say it's really terrorist tactics).  

Similar to duck hunting, we'll take a few male mosquitoes down with some
buckshot and have the dogs retrieve them.  Once we get them home, we'll
tie some rope to their legs and hang them upside down from the trees.
When the other mosquitoes see that carnage, they usually move on.

They're learning, and adapting, though.  Lately, they've been getting
into formations with the ducks, making them hard to spot unless you are
specifically trying to find them.  Unless it's also duck season and
you're shooting at everything, it's awfully hard to single them out.
But, the best way to tell them apart from the ducks is that the ducks
are smaller... and a lot prettier.

If you try this in your area, be forewarned.... there have been a few
isolated instances of the mosquitoes taking retribution and using
similar tactics on homeowners dogs and cats.  It hasn't spread to small
children yet, but I think it's only a matter of time.

Rick

PS - Poquoson is in the flight pattern for Langley AFB.  Man, it's not
going to be a pretty sight when an F-15 eventually sucks one of those
mosquitoes into it's engines!  Hasn't happened yet because the skeeters
are still faster than the jets, but as jet technology progresses, it
could get ugly real fast!      
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