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From: Doug Lloyd <dalloyd_at_telus.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Mayne Island
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 00:00:19 -0700
Gordin reported:
>Last Sunday six members of the Victoria Canoe and Kayak Club and a couple
of people well known to the Paddlewise community circumnavigated Mayne
Island in the heart of the Canadian Gulf Island's of British Columbia...We
call ourselves the Fat Bastard Kayaking Gang. <

Okay, so m-a-y-b-e we're the "moderately" Fat Bastard Kayaking Gang," which
I suppose is still better than the "gang who couldn't paddle straight,"
which would perhaps describe some of the other groups of Sunday paddlers in
Victoria. Though I imagine the real reason you started this alternative
paddle group was to get away from the usual short-milage, slow-heart-rate
Sunday paddles. :-)

But me, a fat bast*rd? Well, I suppose. Not that I don't try hard _not_ to
be a bast*ard. I mean, you tell me the guys are cheap and don't want to
overly support the BC Ferry Corporation, so after working overtime for the
provincial government all day Saturday  -- processing a bilzzilion more
physician's claims than my coworkers -- I stay up late for 4 more hours, no
dinner, producing a heavy-duty, break-apart, stub-tenon joinery roof rack
for four kayaks, then go home to a late meal, gear-gathering, and what
little sleep between PVC heart beats.  Then arriving at Park n' Ride, you
don't even want to try the rack out. man!    :-)

Okay, so we get to the ferry terminal early, and wait, and wait. Then we get
to Mayne, on the water, and fly through the "big bad ebb" in no time at all.
Heck, we were circumnaved around the island by lunch, despite some residual
tide. And I never did get a morning coffee. Poor Steve in his dry suit. Talk
about your portable sauna!

Well, the company was good, and I held back my pace as much as I could,
though who in the heck ever said them plastic Gulfstreams were slow? Or was
Bill hell-bent on that after-paddle beer? Come to think of it, the pace was
pretty fast overall. And the Seda Glider of Hans, sure glad he didn't crank
it out. Well, too much testosterone, even for a bunch of old, fat bast...

Glad you enjoyed it just inside the south entrance to Active Pass. When I
was a wee lad, I did indeed paddle out to the Pass, paddle in the pass
through a full tide cycle, then catch the last ferry home (ferries
home-bound are free). Now that's cheap. Done it at night too. Ah to be young
again. You should try it on a big spring ebb or flood. The wake stabilizes
at five-foot plus. Stationary surfing is epic (though I did get one nice
ride Sunday). The whole pass looks like a class IV river.

Just the facts, eh? Well, you could have mentioned the Coast Guard vessel
that came through soon after the ferry. Funny how we all spilt, making for
shore. Good little kayakers we were -- 'till they left. :-)

Then there was the little sailboat that wouldn't get out of the way of the
ferry as it bore down, blasting its horn. That was great entertainment from
the pub's patio to watch. Thought the ferry was going to do a full 180.
Hmmm, I think it did. At least it wasn't kayakers in the way.

As for the fat bas*ard thing, maybe you are right. I had to take an
ambulance from the clinic after work Monday, to the ER. Went into Atrial
Fibrillation that afternoon, with a BP of 200 over 150.  Pharmaceutical
intervention prevailed eventually. Now I just gotta to pay my ambulance
bill. So, guess you definitely got our heart rates up on the weekend. Well,
nighty night. OT at 7:00 am tomorrow. But Sunday, I'm sleeping in!

Doug Lloyd
Victoria BC

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