Re: [Paddlewise] Deck Storage (Humor)

From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 18:56:05 -0500
Original message:
> Elias responded to Mark
> >>>With all that stuff on deck, you're definitely in need of a set of
> sponsons.  And even if your friends aren't laughing at you now, they're
> sure to snicker if they see a pair of yellow water wings strapped to
> your boat.  I think sponsons would fit the theme of "fun" and safe..<<<<<
>
> I too had thought your list was missing sponsons. After all, sometime you
> might want to stand up to take a leak.
>
> Matt Broze
> www.marinerkayaks.com

A couple of people have used the "S" word in describing an item I left off
my list.  More appropriately this should be described as an ESAD (External
Stability Augmentation Device).

I feel this is a more appropriate term since it better reflects the myriad
of opinions on this item since ESAD also stands for:

On the con side:

Excessive Spam Acquisition Device
Extra Stability Adds Disadvantages
Easy Scheme (for) Acquiring Dollars

On the pro side:

Extra Stability Avoids Death
Everyone Should Acquire (this) Device
Essential Suit Avoidance Device

On a personal note:

Early Senility (is) Advancing Daily

I am not promoting any of the opinions listed above. (although I am pretty
confident about the Senility)  I am just showing how the term ESAD reflects
various opinions that have been expressed in some e-mails I have read in
the past.   Please DO NOT take this as an invitation to argue about the
merits/demerits of ESAD's.

As far as needing to stand up is concerned.  The modified airline vacuum
toilet is built into the custom foam seat so there is no need to assume
such a position.  You think with all that other stuff I would not have
thought about nature's call.

Plans for the revolving deck storage racks, pneumatic tube gear retrieval
system, and vacuum toilet  are available at

www.brooklynbridgeforsale.com


Mark J. Arnold
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