RE: [Paddlewise] Dead (Ded) reckoning

From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:20:13 -0500
The official redneck dictionary  often referred to as the Macon Bridged
dictionary because much of it was compiled by a couple of good old boys
drinking under a bridge in Macon Georgia gives the history as follows.

dead reckoning - From old folk tale of lost canoeist who was reported to
have said "If I can't figure out where I am I reckon I'll be dead"

The phonetic version would be 
"If I caint figer out where I aim I reckun I'll be daid"

Purists insist on using the phase "daid reckun end"  when describing the
navigational techniques used when one has consumed enough white lightning
so that neither the compass nor map can be reliably read.

Mark J. Arnold
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