A friend, Dr. Paddle, also said: "Don't fail to mention that the optional day hatch provides excellent insulated storage to keep your BCU Hot Beverage (tm) hot or your cold beer cold." Duane Matt Broze <mkayaks_at_oz.net> wrote: Duane, here is the updated marketing proposal for your new design: Square Deal Kayak, Insulation, and Float Co. proudly introduces their new "Number One", a flat water sit-anywhere-on-top kayak. Finally, a timeless, classic shape in a sea kayak! Who needs a self-righting kayak, or awkward rolls and rescues, when our Number One paddles just as well whichever side is upright. Amazingly dry ride! Yes, with Number One's incredible freeboard you'll stay well beyond the water's reach. Unmatched initial stability! No other kayak even comes close. The straightest waterlines in the kayak industry. An unbeatable waterline to over-all length ratio. Square Deal Kayaks scores another perfect "Number One" beating all others in this all important design criteria. See http://www.qcckayaks.com/resources/howlong.asp to compare our perfect 100% with the also-rans.. Fast! Fast! Fast! The winner of several local races (like the one pictured on our website-see below). The truth is, theres just been no real competition for it. Number One is guaranteed to never leak as long as you own it, not even once! You want to talk about safety? Number One is a truly unsinkable kayak! Yes, you read that correctly, you couldnt sink this baby if you tried. Its flotation is bulletproof! Solidly made from a durable, lightweight, long lasting material! Recyclable! When you are done with it simply return it to us and we will recycle it for you at no cost. Youll be proud to know that your unsinkable kayak will continue a functional old age helping support or insulate somebodys home. The advanced, perfectly uniform, material that is used exclusively throughout Number One's Solid-Statetm construction means no stress risers in this baby, ever! This tough material, adapted for kayak construction for the first time by Square Deal can absorb tremendous abuse with hardly a squeak coming out of it. Your unsinkable Square Deal kayak will never loose its perfect shape no matter how you store it! Bonus! You get both a wide and a narrow kayak, all in one single hull! That's right, it just takes a simple 1/4 rotation (either way--you simply can't do it wrong) to make the switch from a narrow and faster kayak to a wider and more stable one, or back again. With some practice you can make this switch without even having to stop your Number One. No other kayak on the market today offers you this kind of versatility all in one kayak! No other kayak made today is built more perfectly symmetrical. No kayak scores higher in those important design parameters, the prismatic and block coefficient. Easy and safe to ship! With these babies Solid-State"tm construction no "top load only" signs are ever necessary. Outfitters take note; we made them stackable, so it is easy to store and ship just one or a whole dozen. At Square Deal our motto is: "we never cut corners". Compared to our leak-proof "Solid State" cast Number One kayaks, any extruded Number Twos are just, well, Number Twos. Visit our website at: http://www.rollordrown.com/images/foamK.jpg Buy yours today at any one of these fine kayak dealers: God's Own Kayaks, Inc Rollover, Sink, and Die Kayaks Walk-On-Water Kayaks, and Young Boys Home Roll Your Own Kayaks Fundemented Kayaks, Inc. Strait and Narrows Kayaks Matt Broze *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Wed Feb 09 2005 - 13:12:56 PST
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