[Paddlewise] Why I Hate Spring! (Humor)

From: Doug Lloyd <dalloyd_at_telus.net>
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:49:44 -0700
Craig posted (snip):

>I know this attitude is downright un-American but I can't help it. And I 
>know that in the spring there are nice flowers, the trees turn
green, and everything is "new" but it's all "yadda yadda" to me because... I 
don't mind getting a little wet but if more than about 30% of me gets soaked 
I get... well... cranky. Spring is nothing if not wet what with the stuff 
falling from the sky and the wind blowing it right at you along with what 
seems like half the lake.<

So, ya don't like gettn' wet, eh. Here's an experiment: Fill your bath tub 
up full, get in, get wet, go soak yourself. Now, drain the tub but, stay in, 
lying back. As the water drains, your body starts to feel heavier and 
heavier and heavier. That's how I feel when I don't get out kayaking, 
regardless of the season. There's a lightness to being, out in the wind and 
waves, or a summer mellow paddle.

You are heavy, and you ain't my brother!  :-)

Doug Lloyd
Victoria BC
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