John foolishly asked :-) ...."I am also interested in input regarding a general definition of a kayak" I suggest: A water borne disease masked as pleasure, but ultimately causing great distraction in the human carrier. Direct reactions include delirium and/or contentment followed by a decrease in heart rate. Dependant upon the climate and conditions during a "kayak breakout", one could also experience increased levels of adrenalin and a rapid heart beat. Other symptoms include lost time at work, neglectfulness of duties at home, and unless both parties of a marriage are equally infected, the slow deterioration of the harmonious union between man and woman. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Thu May 19 2005 - 08:12:07 PDT
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