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From: Gordin Warner <gwarner2_at_shaw.ca>
subject: [Paddlewise] cheesy stability workout boat
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 09:23:47 -0700
I've decided to build a workout kayak with high initial and even higher 
secondary stability.  I want the total weight of the boat to come in at 
under 12 pounds and plan to build it out of cheese.

I would like this project to have a truly international flavour or flavor 
for you middle Americans. My initial attempts at building a Swede form boat 
from Swiss cheese where unsuccessful.  However I have really high hopes for 
a Lindbergh fish form kayak.

If you would like to be a part of this project please send donations of 
cheese to the following address.  Aficionados of stinky blue cheese, for 
obvious reasons, are politely request not to send their donations  via 
parcel post .  I have set up and account with the Steamboat Willy Express 
Delivery Enterprise (SWEDE) to ensure fast delivery or your donations.

Annatolly the mouse
Notre Dame Cathedral
Paris France  
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