Re: [Paddlewise] Memorial Weekend paddle adventures

From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005 13:18:34 -0700
"John MacKechnie" <bigmac1_at_enter.net> wrote:

>I got exhausted reading your report, [Wayne].

Me, too.  Perhaps that is the way of Memorial Day trips.  Below my sig is a 
summary of our day of kayaking ... errr ... boat dragging.  This was supposed 
to be an easy trip.

--
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR.
--

Skamokawa to Knappton, Lower Columbia River, Oregon/Washington  May 30

It was my idea, so I guess I get the blame.  My story is that it was Randy's
fault.  He made me do it.

Randy and Beth hooked up with Jan and me at Skamokawa's Vista Park Sunday
morning as they traveled downriver from Tenasillahee, where they had spent
the night, engaging in serious gluttony.  I had nothing to do with that.  My
error came later.

Very peaceful, wonderful glassy water, two-three knots of ebb hustling us
along, relaxed chatter back and forth, and six knots of speed made good.
Only fifteen nautical miles to Knappton -- this will be a snap!  Four hours
max.  Little did we know it would take about twice that.

Randy was enamored of the gardens growing atop piles, so we paused now and
then for shots, jabbered of the heyday of Brookfield, and dodged around the
burbles off Jim Crow Point, to be swacked in the eyes with **Jim Crow Tent
City**.  Yeegods!  Must have been fifteen big tents.  End of the quiet times
there!

Further down, a marker on the end of the downriver piledike on Jim Crow Sands
stands anointed with a relic from Marlboro days.  Some gillnetter joke, we
suspect.  Then the error of our ways began.

Randy:  Wonder if we can go through the lagoon on Miller Sands?

Dave:  Sure!  Lots of water, we can do that.

Jan:  I don't know -- remember all the trouble we had even getting into it
last time?

Dave:  Yeah, but we have at least a foot more water.

We committed, running the gauntlet leading into the lagoon ... and sure
enough, ran totally out of water 300 yards down.  Our main consolation was a
trio of guys wandering the flats near their Alumaweld, stranded for the next
three hours for sure, over near the north side of the lagoon.  They would not
make eye contact.

The wind came up.  We slowed down.  We ate.  We crossed the shipping channel
over to the downriver end of Rice Island -- kinda choppy, but not bad --
turning towards Frankfort, a couple easy miles away.  Oops!  More shallow
water.  Aaaagh!!  Pretty soon we are all dragging our boats again, over
ground we'd have floated ... if we had not been delayed in the lagoon.

A mile of walking and two more stranded boats later, we eased into the chop,
where the west wind and remnant ebb combined for some nasty short-period
stuff that soon had me soaked, and working hard to stay upright.  Thirty -
forty minutes of that and I slid onto the cobbles at Frankfort.  Hop out,
look around for the others ... where are they?  Oh, there they are, leetle
specks on the water.  Twenty minutes later, we are all "ashore" on the mud
flats, grousing about our fate and powerchomping to refuel while donning more
insulation.

Rounding Grays Point half an hour later, we hit the wind full in the face,
dodging small seas, lagging to just a knot and a half, as the flood began,
running a knot or so against us.  An hour and a half later, we hit the rocks
at Knappton, whupped and wet.

I told Randy it was too shallow to do the lagoon.  Would he listen?  Nooooo!
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! 
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