Re: [Paddlewise] Paddlers, Groups, Clubs and Soverenty

From: <Rcgibbert_at_aol.com>
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 14:44:48 EDT
In a message dated 7/6/2005 6:39:20 AM Pacific Standard Time,  
cjp129_at_earthlink.net writes:

My train  of thought (I think the engineer was asleep in the
caboose) morphed into  asking myself why are there paddling clubs, or any
activity related clubs  in the first place.



In the old days, when we were wearing skins and other natural fibers, clubs  
were a form of insurance against loss of territory, cooperative hunting,  
language development, community planning, etc. In the age of synthetic fibers,  
clubs have evolved into a powerful social tool. Whether you chase a ball across  
a field of green, across nets strung over fields of red, clubs still  provide 
a form of protection against loss of territory (standing in club);  
Cooperative hunting strategies (i.e. single and looking, but you must have a  roll or I 
won't date you); Language development, (feathered versus  non-feathered, 
skegs versus rudders, BCU versus ACA; Community planning, (where  will we camp 
tonight?).
 
It's also what you wear that says as much about you as it does the club you  
belong to. If I showed up at my moms house wearing fuzzy rubber pants and a  
fleece vest I 'm pretty sure the next question would be whether I had a guitar  
in the back seat of my car I can bring out and play. Social standing loss,  
immeasurable. But put me on a beach with my friends, the next question would be 
 why the Chillcheaters, instead of Rapidstyle? Quickly followed by, How long 
can  you swim in those before you die of hypothermia? Answer, I don't swim. 
Social  standing, improved.
 
Take the ultimate uniform of non-conformity: The biker outfit. It is a  blend 
of the old school animal skin philosophy and modern corporate McDonald's  
like philosophy of absolute conformity to the goals of the bikers club. The  
bike, must be a Harley. The jacket, of course, must be black. All metallic  
surfaces must be chrome, including those teeth having had work in the past.  Penalty 
for not singing the Steepenwolf anthem at 138am from McGilley's Tavern  on 
Route 31, you must buy the last round-for everyone. Never ask a biker if he  
wants to supersize that.
 
It's worse for kayakers, or almost. You forgot your PFD? No can paddle!  What 
part of, bring a helmet, did you not understand? No, a fleece beanie  stuffed 
with socks and gloves doesn't count. Where is your PFD knife? You must  have 
a PFD knife visible at all times, there are board surfers on this beach  with 
shaved heads and they are looking to expand their territory.
 
Language development in kayaking really takes some skill to adapt to. When  
you pit boat builders with off-the-rack kayakers, heads start to spin. Casually 
 listening to a conversation of one builder to another, I envisioned a scarf  
joint as some form of insulation wrapped about a board, to keep it from 
getting  cold, I guess. So that's how they get those interesting patterns into the 
wood.  There now is a use for Aunt Carmen's annual weavings other than the 
Good Will.  Things really take a turn towards the interesting when whitewater 
boaters out of  runnable freshwater show up at the same beach as the guys 
paddling with slightly  modified 2x4's.
 
This is the ultimate juxtaposition of the do it yourself people and  the this 
year's new boat from Riot folks. The conversations, start in gasps,  when a 
thick rubber, almost sleeping bag like garment is rolled down over the  top of 
the head. It carves into the jaw line and bulges the eyes like a cod  hauled 
up from 300 feet real fast. Then the arms slide through the sleeves and  the 
garment drops down to the knees. Heads wobble over to the side inspecting  the 
strange thing. 
 
It's a Tuilik, exclaims the bearer. 
 
Uh huh, I see, looks nice and waterproof. What's that there, is that a  
paddle or a volleyball net support?
 
Got it at Home Depot!
 
Home Depot sells paddles?
 
No, the board, I had to carve it.
 
Oh, ya it does look kind of hand made. Does it work? Looks great for poling  
off the bottom to get out to the break.
 
Wanna try it?
 
No, I got a pro deal and I'm only allowed to paddle with these carbon  fiber, 
bent shaft paddles with injected foam cores. They're all the rage these  days.
 
Uh, Huh...
 
As usual there is only one woman on the beach with a paddle in her hand.  
When her husband turns around all the single guys (3/4th of the paddlers), walk  
over to chat her up. 
 
She's got an offside roll, too! One says to the other.
 
Thank God for fuzzy rubber, the other guy remarks.
 
After a day of surfing the breaks an old fishing net is found and strung up  
between a pair of 2x4 paddles. A paddlefloat is used for a ball. The 2x4  
paddlers seeming immunity from failing rolls earned them the respect of the  
foam-injected-carbon-bent-shaft-paddles-at-a-great-discount-because-of-their-club-so
cial  standing paddlers. Besides, there were a hell of a lot of board surfers 
down the  beach looking to expand their territory and a couple of them got 
run over  today.
 
 
Far into the night over a mug of wine-like liquid from the cardboard vine,  
they bandied about the merits of rudders and neoprene, drysuits, the stickiest  
hole and the biggest wave ever surfed. Wolf howls rose from the distant camp 
of  surfers dancing in crcles. They were clearly agitated.
 
Hey guys, what do you think about starting a club?
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