Re: [Paddlewise] You might be ... (Humor)

From: Jim Farrelly <JFarrelly5_at_comcast.net>
Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 00:11:16 -0400
Mark Arnold wrote:

>You might be an avid (or extremely avid) kayaker if:
>
>1. The jewelry box on you dresser where you keep your wallet and keys is actually a pelican case.
>
>Busted. True! (Otter Box) 
>  
>
>3. You have a bumper sticker on you car which reads "My other car is a kevlar/carbon-fiber long distance racing kayak."    
>  
>
>Mine says, "Have you hugged your kayak today?"
>
>7.  If your entire shoe collection consists one pair of brown loafers and 5 or more pairs of specialized water shoes.  (1 pair of tennis shoes in the collection is allowed)
>  
>
 I own one pair of sneakers, one pair of dress shoes, one pair of tevas, 
one pair of NRS paddling shoes, and one pair of Chotas which count as 
winter weight paddling shoes.  3/5 of my shoe collection is water sport 
oriented.

Might I add that my Rubbermaid boxes of camping/paddling gear outweighs 
all of my (normal) personal clothing by at least 3 to 1 even when dry. 
Oddly I do own a tux...

Jim et al
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