Re: [Paddlewise] on PFDs and fatalities (pee bottle thread)

From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:11:28 -0700
I'm tempted to launch into a story about a friend who ran down the same
skier twice in one night at Stevens Pass ski area and again (but a different
skier) at a now-defunct ski area near Everett, WA. But I won't.

Or how we used to use "long thongs" (3-foot leather straps) wrapped around
our leather boots and the bindings to give us better edge control during
races. Our feet, for better or worse, were firmly locked in place unless the
bindings themselves came loose from the skis.

Thank god I discovered cross-country in my middle years.

Regarding pee bottles, glider pilots could give all of you - male or female
- lessons in peeing in cramped quarters. Some guys use an "external
catheter" with plastic tubing to a container strapped to one's calf
(presumably no shorts). I use a zipper-lock plastic bag with some diaper
material inside to sop up the liquid. But I have to deploy full flaps in
order to get gravity to help me along as my seat puts my middle as low as my
feet. Anyone who knows me will know when I'm peeing by the glider going into
a 45-degree nose-down attitude while not in the landing pattern. There can
sometimes be impromptu contests in getting a baggie close to a target... but
we won't delve into this any farther. Glider pilots are a raucous lot.

Some marine supply stores sell a device that funnels pee overboard for
female yachties. There might be problems with vertical drop in a kayak
though.

Dry suits, as I discovered recently, are not particularly handy when nature
calls; especially if the nature calling is of the solid-waste variety.

Maybe sponsons.... and then just stand up. :P

Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA
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