[Paddlewise] The Wife's Ultimatum

This has been brewing for a number of years but apparently my recent
aquisition of a Mariner Express was the straw. My wife thinks we have too
many boats. Especially kayaks. She thinks my obsession with floaty things
is... well... obsessive. I suppose two sailboats, three dinghies, two
jetskis, 3 whitewater kayaks and 3 sea kayaks might be considered "too many"
by some; certainly no one on Paddlewise. Anyway, I use almost all of them;
or someone does... occasionally.

She told me last week that I have to open my horizons and find new hobbies.
She thinks she'd be ok with a teen-aged girlfriend and a crack habit... but
no more kayaks. At least until I sell some.

So I'm thinking about seling hers.


Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA
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