RE: [Paddlewise] The Wife's Ultimatum

From: Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca>
Date: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:08:58 -0400
> I'd give up my Old Town Loon double for a T-A G. Think I could I keep her
> hanging up in the rafters too?
> 

Oh man: a teenaged girlfriend is more trouble than you can imagine 
(and I'm not even thinking about any possible legal aspects). And 
your wife knows it. Don't think she doesn't. <grin>

It's the old "give 'em enough rope" trick that your wife is laying on 
ya. You'll be the one hanging in the rafter, trust me!

Get another boat. The worst that'll happen is that your wife will be 
angry for a while.

Get sucked in on the T-AG trick, and your wife will have little 
trouble getting rid of the empty shell that will be all that's left 
after the T-AG gets finished with ya. She'll be living in a warm, 
sandy location drinking some rum-based fruit drink while your 
wandering around Nome, Alaska looking for the homeless shelter to try 
to stay warm for the night.

Take up crack cocaine even. But stay away from the T-AGs!

Hope this advice reaches you in time....
-- 
  Darryl
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