Re: [Paddlewise] Analyzing a Failed Roll

From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:14:32 -0700
My favorite Greenland Roll is #26-1/2 (known as "ohfuqwhthvidn" - accent on
the second syllable). This is the one where you capsize unexpectedly, say
"oh sh*t" and attempt to breathe underwater. The last part is a general
flailing about with the hands and the roll ends with Dubside extending the
"hand of god" while averting his eyes.

It always gets the crowd going. I think they like all the bubbles.


Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA

On 9/23/07, Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com> wrote:
>
> What's the name for Greenland Roll #38? Kodakksanzhandz? I always forget
> where the accent goes!
>
> Of course the ancient Greenlanders only had to learn that roll because
> they
> didn't have access to the world famous SandMarks Camera Cradle:
>
> http://www.sandmarks.net/caddy.html
>
> Who knows how their society might have advanced with this technology!
>
> Mark S
>   -----Original Message-----
>   From: Goffma_at_aol.com [mailto:Goffma_at_aol.com]
>
>
>   Well, unless you've manipulated the photo or put the camera on gimbals,
> the angle of the photograph implies that it was shot with the camera in
> your
> hands instead of on your fancy camera post.  This means that you were
> probably not holding your paddle and probably were not willing to let go
> of
> your camera and grab for your paddle!  Since I don't think you are
> familiar
> with Greenland Roll #38 (rolling while holding an expensive camera), you
> probably failed to roll and had to wet exit.
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