[Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006

I see Tim Ingram has posted his formerly self-published (but virtually
unknown) book online now with a 2006 copyright and updates. Among other
things he has published copyrighted Paddlewise posts online in the chapter
below. Also in this chapter I discover I have another first I can add to my
Vitae. I'm apparently about the most prolific mass murderer on the planet
(outside the realm of politicians and world leaders anyway). 

Last I heard, a few years ago, was that Tim was being treated for his mental
illness and we weren't supposed to make fun of him anymore. The doctors and
psychiatrists were probably discovered to be in the pay of the worldwide
Kayak and Canoe murder for profit conspiracy that I'm a hit man for. 

http://www.canoekayaksafety.com/chapterfour.html

I should probably sue him for libel. Who knows, maybe he has inherited a
fortune or something like that. I'm sure our conspiracy against him has
prevented him from getting his just riches from his fool-proof sponsons so I
probably can't collect much there.

Matt Broze
www.marinerkayaks.com  
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