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From: <rebyl_kayak_at_energysustained.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] RE: Re: Whirlpools, Dastardly Thingys, and Other Debacles
Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:28:06 +0000
G'day,

Then of course there was camping one time with a can of baked beans and I whip out my Leatherman and proceed to open it dexterously in front of my companions who seem terribly interested in my skill and prowess. I finish the task tip the beans onto my plate and see the ring pull on the other end of the can while my miscreant mates fall about chortling!

Better stop now I'm starting to remember too many stupid things.

All the best, PeterO
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] RE: Re: Whirlpools, Dastardly Thingys, and Other Debacles
Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:29:11 -0800
Loved those!!!

I had an "opening moment" when I returned from South America after several
years of working for a US Government entity. My father, who was
60-something, offered me a beer and when I said "yes, please" he took a
bottle out of the fridge, twisted off the cap, and handed me the beer.

I was dumbfounded. He had clearly gained strength in his hands while I had
been gone.

It wasn't until my mother did it the next day that I realized that someone
must've invented an easy twist-off bottle cap.


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA

On Dec 23, 2007 2:28 PM, <rebyl_kayak_at_energysustained.com> wrote:

> G'day,
>
> Then of course there was camping one time with a can of baked beans and I
> whip out my Leatherman and proceed to open it dexterously in front of my
> companions who seem terribly interested in my skill and prowess. I finish
> the task tip the beans onto my plate and see the ring pull on the other end
> of the can while my miscreant mates fall about chortling!
>
> Better stop now I'm starting to remember too many stupid things.
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From: Gary J. MacDonald <garyj_at_rogers.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] RE: Re: Whirlpools, Dastardly Thingys, and Other Debacles
Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:45:09 -0500
When he was younger, my father, (6'5" 185 pounds of lean with hands 
twice the size of mine) could open pop or beer bottles with the aid of 
the flimsiest tool--he claimed it just had to be something hard.  
Driving along with him, he would pull the key out of the ignition 
(leaving the engine running in those days) and use the key to flip pop 
caps out the window.  With nothing at hand, he could open one bottle 
against another--even holding them both in the same hand.  Party trick 
was to open one in each hand at the same time--then tap the open lids 
back loosely in place and use those two to open the 2nd pair. 

He claims that it was simply strength enough to push one lid off with 
anything hard to push against the cut metal edge of the cap, but it 
still amazes me decades later.   He was quite a few years getting used 
to twist-offs, and dropping one of the few purely show-off things he did. 
:-)
It is hard to think of my teenage son now opening jars for his 
grandfather . . . .

GaryJ


Craig Jungers wrote:
> I had an "opening moment" when I returned from South America after several
> years of working for a US Government entity. My father, who was
> 60-something, offered me a beer and when I said "yes, please" he took a
> bottle out of the fridge, twisted off the cap, and handed me the beer.
>
> I was dumbfounded. He had clearly gained strength in his hands while I had
> been gone.
>
> It wasn't until my mother did it the next day that I realized that someone
> must've invented an easy twist-off bottle cap.
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