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From: James Farrelly <jfarrelly5_at_comcast.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Racing, cheating and spinning
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:56:07 -0400
   My wife and I raced in the yearly Tybee Island, GA USA kayak race  
which benefits the local marine science center.  We entered in the  
tandem division with the understanding that we would cheat by using  
our new Pacific Action sail rig on whichever leg of the race had a  
favorable wind position. We rapidly paddled into second to last while  
traveling to the upwind leg through the marshes of Little Tybee  
Island. A serious of turns later through ancient slave dug canals and  
it was time for a fun surf break out sprinkled with some wrap around  
sneak up on your behind swells. I had a blast but the wife did not  
seem to enjoy being skidded around by tail swells that seemed to  
appear without reason. I quietly asked her to remove the starch from  
her spine as the boat didn't seem to appreciate her acting as a  
counter weight in the surf. She relaxed which helped immensely.
   We were treated to dolphins feeding heavily in the surf zone  
throwing foot long fish into the air and snapping them in two on the  
catch. We annoyed a boat load of shark fisherman as we brought up the  
rear of all but one of the kayaks in the race while exiting the surf  
zone. The fishermen were using what seemed like hundreds of gallons  
of chum which made the scene smell like a stockyard. Due to the  
fishing boat's position in the relatively small creek mouth we had no  
choice but to be about the fiftieth kayak to paddle through their set  
of baits suspended with bright red balloons. They sullenly eyed us as  
we meandered through the balloon field.
Turning left after breaking free of the danger zone we were now in  
position to cheat! I told my wife in my best officer voice to unleash  
the sail. Since I don't sail I cant tell you what the correct command  
should have been. She let the PA sail fly, broke down her paddle,  
shoved it under the bungies and proceeded to lounge. A small beam  
swell knocked half of the paddle into the water and she turned around  
and lunged for it. Well, the tandem was pretty much in the mood to  
heel over as we were sailing. A petite blonde power lunging for  
paddle parts was not an expected part of the mix. I quickly found  
myself bracing up to my eyeballs to keep us upright. I managed to  
pretty much sound like a five year old girl as I screamed, "Don't do  
that!" In pure panic mode she quickly turned back around and sat  
straight up like she was in church. I managed to right us with a  
quick scull and even recover the paddle half. Shortly after this she  
returned to slouch mode in compliance to our pre-race agreement.
We managed to make up some time due to several factors. The sail  
helped nicely. Local knowledge of where the helpful coastal eddies  
were located which counteract the outgoing tide we had to battle gave  
me the occasional breather from paddling. Finally some really fun  
surfing of a friendly following sea while under sail gave us a much  
needed nudge.
I bet we had the most pictures taken at the finish. The woman who set  
up the race congratulated us on our innovative method of cheating. We  
finished third in class out of five and fifth from last overall. I  
like to spin that by telling non paddlers that we finished third.
Jim et al
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From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Racing, cheating and spinning
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:53:46 -0700
Well, as cheating goes, it's not as bad as taking a taxi during a marathon!
Sounds like a fun time.

Mark Sanders


-----Original Message-----

I bet we had the most pictures taken at the finish. The woman who set  
up the race congratulated us on our innovative method of cheating. We  
finished third in class out of five and fifth from last overall. I  
like to spin that by telling non paddlers that we finished third.
Jim et al
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