[Paddlewise] pirates

Stole this from a friend...there's a moral here somewhere for kayakers.

A  pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said'
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible.''

What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel 
fine.'
 
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't
 have that before.'
 
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got 
hit with a cannon ball, but
 I'm fine now.'
 
Bartender: 
'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What
 happened to your hand?' 

 Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded 
a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. 
I got  fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
 
Bartender: 'What 
about that eye patch?'
 
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea 
and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit 
in my eye.'
 Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from 
bird shit?'
 
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the  hook.'







Bradford R. Crain
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