Re: [Paddlewise] Fresh water lake paddling

From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:43:45 -0700
   Many discoveries in science happen by accident. For example, in S. 
California,
storm water runoff and sewer effluent are sometimes mixed and dumped onto
the beaches, much to the delight of the ecoli-loving surfer dude crowd. You 
would
think that such a toxic brew would knock those waves down immediately, but 
to
the contrary, California recently experienced a spate of 20-foot waves. So 
now we
know what doesn't flatten those pounding waves: pure science sans politics. 
One also
suspects that if an Elvis impersonator convention were to be relocated from 
Las Vegas
to Redondo Beach, the surfers would be out of business, and the kayakers 
would lose
their edge.

Brad Crain


Doug Llyod composed:

> An oily Elvis impersonator wrapped in drag around a para-anchor deployed 
> astern in heavy weather would be triply effective in that there would be a 
> release of oil as the sea anchor unfurls the Elvis impersonator in the 
> water, thankfully releasing the impersonator to the depths forever, while 
> the drogue anchor slows the boat while the storm passes. Unless of course 
> you use a Pardy Bridle, in which case you would need some kinky horsewomen 
> who don't mind partying with an Elvis impersonator in drag.
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