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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] New Computer Applications
Date: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:26:45 -0700
Recently a friend sent me a little email that features complaints about a
system upgrade from boyfriend5.0 to husband1.0. I thought that this might
not be completely appropriate for Paddlewisers and decided post some of my
thoughts on some of my own recent upgrades:

I recently discovered that my application
"growing_old_together_gracefully1.0" had spontaneously downloaded and
installed "cranky_old_guy_1.0" and a companion program "old_bitch_3.0".

I could have lived with most of the features of this new applications but
there were some utilities which began to operate on their own. Namely:
"ugly_noises_2.5", "hair_loss_7.2", "bifocals_r_us_6.8", and "no_sex_6.9".

The support technician warned me that this was an irreversible upgrade that
could result in serious harm if I tried to uninstall it (along with the
utilities). Needless to say, I was somewhat unhappy at this chain of events
until I discovered "new_harley_2009" was available (albeit at considerable
cost). It was still cheaper than "corvette_1958" which was the utility I
really wanted. Shortly after this I noticed that "teen_aged_girlfriend_1.0",
which had up until then operated in the background, began to display
spam-pages on my web browser.

At this point I don't know where to turn. The spam-pages caused the system
to download "divorce_lawyer_2.5" and install it in my wife's personal
folders and this has caused "bank_account_4.1" to crash.

I think I might be in trouble.


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
www.nwkayaking.net
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From: Doug Lloyd <douglloyd_at_shaw.ca>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] New Computer Applications
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:37:22 -0700
My 16 year old is reading over my shoulder - bit about the teenage
girlfriend...she's asking me if you are that creeper kayaker on Paddlewise.

Creeper. I learned a new word today. Well Craig, you don't give me the
creeps.

DL


Recently a friend sent me a little email that features complaints about a
system upgrade from boyfriend5.0 to husband1.0. I thought that this might
not be completely appropriate for Paddlewisers and decided post some of my
thoughts on some of my own recent upgrades:
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Computer Applications
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:10:01 -0700
LOL.... well there are some things a nice 16-year-old girl doesn't need to
know.

Craig

On Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 8:37 PM, Doug Lloyd <douglloyd_at_shaw.ca> wrote:

> My 16 year old is reading over my shoulder - bit about the teenage
> girlfriend...she's asking me if you are that creeper kayaker on Paddlewise.
>
> Creeper. I learned a new word today. Well Craig, you don't give me the
> creeps.
>
> DL
>
>
> Recently a friend sent me a little email that features complaints about a
> system upgrade from boyfriend5.0 to husband1.0. I thought that this might
> not be completely appropriate for Paddlewisers and decided post some of my
> thoughts on some of my own recent upgrades:
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