I spent the weekend surfing off Tybee Island, GA USA. I like to start and end my day on Tybee with a bike ride to the back river. Friday morning I met a woman in her 50's who was a bit thick but looked reasonably capable in an athletic sense. She was staring out across the back river towards Little Tybee. She asked me if I was local. I said sorta. She asked me about the currents. I shared what I knew. The area she wanted to visit is calm at low tide but typically has breakers at mid/high tide. I asked her if she was comfortable in small surf. She mustered up a yes. I asked her if she had ever paddled in the ocean before. She nodded but I didn't believe her. She opened her mini van to get her boat. It was a department store SOT. To her credit she did wear her PFD and did follow my suggestion to paddle into the wind and tide so her return journey would be easier. Also to her credit she only went halfway across the river before deciding to return. Most of us are pretty smart and know what to avoid. We stay off the radar. That evening I went to the same location. I watched a very drunk woman arguing with her very drunk man while seated in a small, unkempt daysailer which was fifteen yards out. She stood up and decided to get off the boat. She stepped into 20 feet of water and sank like a rock. Somehow she sputtered to the surface and weaved her way to shore, up the beach, past me and into the night. Her man began paddling the daysailer to the beach with a single kayak paddle. He was so drunk that when I asked him if I could help his answer was unintelligible. He beached, threw out an anchor and stumbled off into the night. I looked into the hull and saw a mostly empty bottle of rum, two glasses full of what looked like Coke and a scrap piece of lumber jammed into the transom drain plug. There was no rig, centerboard, flotation, or PFD's. Their craft was ready for a bonfire and nothing else. Some of us aren't smart and don't know what to avoid. This is the type that makes the paper and sways public opinion. I'm gunna go pat some gators on the head. Hold my beer, k? Jim et al *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Mon Oct 12 2009 - 10:34:43 PDT
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